so there's this clueless guy at the library

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Like I wonder how he can be in high school

He asks the dumbest questions?

Questions that are super friggin obvious

Like "is this a picture book" when the sticker on the spine clearly says it's an "easy reader", not a picture book

And he touches the librarians' stuff when he shouldn't be? Like jfc this guy is clueless

Anyway today

Volunteering was over so we were on our phones, waiting for one of the ladies to sign us out

I pull out my phone and start turning on the wifi and such

And then I notice the guy, out of the corner of my eye, move so that he's standing beside me. I get a feeling that he's staring at my screen with the least subtlety in the fucking universe since he's like leaning forward so he can stare at it, he isn't even against the wall like I am he's just standing there to my left

But the thing is, I don't want to confront the guy (anti-confrontational person here lmfao) and since it's just out of the corner of my eye, I'm not sure if it's just my anxiety making me THINK he's staring at my screen, so I start moving my phone in certain ways and judging his response. Sure enough, this clueless guy just keeps moving so he can keep looking at my screen.

I held my phone screen even closer to my face in the hopes that he'd give up but the funniest thing happened

In his attempt to continue looking at my screen for some damn reason he stepped towards the wall and collided with the metal stool to my left, making him trip

Like oh my god I almost cracked up (but I kept my face neutral somehow omfg) THIS IS THE LEAST SUBTLE GUY IN THE UNIVERSE AND HE GOT PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND PRIVACY

then I moved away and he decided to stare at another guy's phone
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