I want to write a book with a guy and a girl...

make them side characters as part of the comic relief, and have them be the best of buddies. By best buddies I mean almost inseparable friends. They are just so freaking close.

As the series goes on, people will constantly ask me if they are/will fall in love with each other and I will just shrug my shoulders and say "Maybe, maybe not, I already have it planned out but I'm not revealing anything" and people will think "oh they're going to get together she just doesn't want to spoil it for us"

Then there'll be a scene where the characters think they're about to die and they're freaking out and one of them says to the other "I have something that I've been meaning to tell you for awhile but I never could because I didn't know what you'd think of me"

And the other one says "Really because I was just about to say the same thing"

"Let's say it at the same time on the count of three"

"Okay"

"1... 2... 3!"

And the guy shouts "I'M GAY" and the girl shouts "I'M A LESBIAN" and they both slowly turn to each other and smile before hugging each other

And all the people who ship them will be like "NO GODDAMNIT"

And I'll just be sitting there grinning like an idiot and eating popcorn as tumblr blows up