I saw the perfect opportunity to rap Eminem

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and I took it XD

Girl: Hey, Nellie.

Nellie: What?

Girl: I made a song for you.

Nellie: Ooookay? o_0

Girl: *randomly improvises* Hey Nellie... I like peanut butter and jelly... watching the telly... you have a round belly-

Me: HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY, KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY, THERE'S VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI, HE'S NERVOUS BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP BOMBS, BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING-

Everyone at my table: :iconwtffaceplz:

It was worth it XD
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*claps slowly while standing up* Best thing ever.