Funny things WH chars did once as kids

Seto- accidentally burned the carpet when he was experimenting with his developing powers, tried to tell his dad that Mr. McCreeper (his creeper plushie) did it

Jade- always told the noon aides at elementary school shitty puns from joke books she read (true story)

Sky- was targeted by squids when walking home from school, convinced the dumbasses that one of his bullies was the real Sky (his bully feared cephalopods for the rest of his life)

Bonks- drew on the walls a picture of a big red man holding her hand while standing in front of orange flames with the scrawled caption "S A T A N  I S  C O M I N G  F O R  M E" but it turned out that she misspelled "Santa"

Bodil- Got bullied once because he was the new kid who couldn't understand English, but they never tried again and had mad respect after he climbed his way up the friggin school building to avoid getting beaten up by them

Ashley- A shitty teacher took away Bodil's toy sheep (his comfort object) because she felt he was too old to have a toy like that, Ashley snatched it back right under her nose and the teacher never noticed (Ashley never respected the teacher afterwards, always back talked)

Mitch- Managed to reach the cookie jar at the top of the fridge but was spotted by his little brother  Connor, Connor threatened to tattle tell but Mitch kept him silent by bribing him with cookies

Jerome- Saw a girl sticking bubblegum in Louise's fur and laughing at her, got extremely pissed and avenged Louise by taking the girl's expensive phone and sticking gum all over it (got The Pack to each chew a wad of gum)

Ryan- Saw a car repeatedly honk the car in front of it that had clearly broken down and couldn't move, rolled down the window and screamed "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE" His mom scolded him but also praised him for using the profanity correctly

Steven- Was forced into a relationship by this narcissistic girl who only wanted him to draw pretty pictures of her and would throw a fit if he drew anything else. He was tolerant until one day he snapped and drew her burned alive and being gruesomely devoured by an Ender Dragon with razor sharp fangs. She ditched him. To this day he can't believe he did that and feels slightly bad.

Jordan- He had to get his appendix removed and when he woke up he was still loopy from the drugs. He tried to sing "THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND" at the top of his lungs but it was incredibly unstable and his parents almost died from laughter

Annie- Had one of those toy bow and arrows, one day the whole family was in the kitchen and a fly got in so Annie screamed "I'LL KILL IT" and just fired an arrow straight at her father. She got the fly though.

Husky- Watched a documentary about abductions and decided to keep DNA records of family and close friends by stealing hair strands, toothbrush bristles, and other stuff. Jason told him to relax.

Tyler- Besides shitting in a Walmart, Tyler was interviewed by an entertainment channel because he was in an upcoming movie. On live TV, he accidentally blabbed to the whole world that "Mr. (Director surname here) is nice but one time I saw he and Ms. (Actress surname here) do gross kissing things when Mrs. (Director surname here) wasn't there."

Jason- Once he tried going to space using balloons so he and Husky bought a bunch of balloons (like ten tbh) and tied them to Jason as an experiment. Jason tried to jump off a high platform to see if the balloons would work and ended up knocking a tooth out.