Jason: i sucked dick on accident
Annie: JASON HOW THE FUCK-
i can't find the vine so yeah XD
(HS!AU)Tyler's mom: I called 'Daddy' in your phoneTyler: ...and?
Tyler's mom: Your father picked up, you fucking virgin-
(HS!AU) Seto: *sitting in class*???: *sitting behind the seat to his right* Hey, are you new here?
Seto: Um, yeah...
???: *grins* Nice. Just moved here or something?
Seto: *stutters* Y-Yeah...
???: Well I'm Sky, what's your name?
Seto: ...Um, Seto...
Sky: Cool name.
Seto: Uh... Thanks, um... you too? SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT-
Sky: *looks up* YOOO, TYLER!!!
Tyler: *walks up to them* Hey Sky!
Sky: It's by last name, you're right in front of me!
Tyler: Great! *sits down*
Sky: You get to sit next to Seto! *points at him*
Tyler: O_O ...
Sky: Uh... *pokes him* You alright?
Tyler: Oh- Oh! Um- Hi! I'm Tyler! Although you already knew that- CRAP-
Sky: *laughs* Tyler, you really need to sleep more.
Tyler: IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL CUT ME SOME SLACK-
Sky: *turns to Seto* Are you in any sports?
Seto: No... I have PE 6th period though.
Tyler: Me too! *turns red* Um- Me too... I also... have PE... 6th period... after drama... yeah...
Sky: Nice, I've got water polo that period. I'm not that good, b
(Child!AU) Tyler: *screams in horror*Seth: What happened?! O_O
Tyler: *points at a large spider sitting in the corner of the kitchen* S-SPIDER!!! SPIDER!!!
Bodil: EEK!!! OAO *hides behind Ashley*
Jade: *runs out* N O P E
Mitch: *grabs a tissue* WHERE IS IT?!
Tyler: IT'S RIGHT... *realizes it's gone* ...there... o_o'''
Annie: It crawled under the sink...
Husky: Welp, maybe that means we scared it away.
Jordan: Didn't look like a poisonous one either... I think...
Tyler: Hopefully... *shudders* I hate bugs... I wish I could just destroy all of them... Who cares if they're a part of nature or whatever...
Jerome: I'm sure Bonks really appreciated that comment XD
Tyler: N-Not her!
Bonks: *snickers* Are you scared of me too?
Tyler: NO!!! NO IT'S JUST- THINGS THAT CRAWL!!!
Jason: Wow, I can't believe you're scared of babies.
Tyler: TODDLERS ARE TERRIFYING CREATURES HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN CARE OF ONE-
Sky: *joking* Wow, I can't believe I ever considered naming my son after you-
Tyler: NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT-
Ryan: Wow Tyler, I c
my civics teacher over the summer was likeTeacher: I'm not against transgender people or anything, but girls... Wouldn't you feel uncomfortable if a man used the restroom with you?
Teacher: Girls, raise your hand if you'd be uncomfortable.
*no one raises their hand*
Teacher: Really? All of you would be fine with it?
Classmate: I mean... it's just the restroom...
Classmate #2: It's not like they're gonna be in the stall with us...
(HS!AU) Tyler: *walking out of school*Tyler: that rehearsal could have gone better... but the play is in a week...
Two big guys: *follow him*
Tyler: *gulps* wtf do they want
Chaz: Hey! You from drama?
Tyler: *sweats nervously* Shit, these are the guys from the wrestling team... The ones who used to bully Mitch and Jerome...
Chaz: You like boys? Huh?!
Tyler: Um- Um- I- Um- I- I do like girls-
Chaz: Oooh, so you're that kind of fag! Only fags are in drama!
Tyler: oooh boyyy
Jake: Hey, turn around when we're talking to you! 360 DEGREES!!!
Tyler: i'm gonna get beaten up for this *turns 360 degrees and keeps walking*
Jake: *suddenly grabs his shoulder and slams him against the fence*
Tyler: Ow! *thinking* BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA
Jake: I SAID 360 DEGREES!!! NOT 180 DEGREES!!!
Chaz: Freaks like you don't belong here!!!
Tyler: Why, are you afraid you're- you're gonna- um- um- catch my b-bisexual disease?! SHIT I STUTTERED OH NO THAT COULD
Puppetmaster: What's your biggest fear?Spy: Being forgotten...
Puppetmaster: Damn, that's deep. Mine's the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now-
(Super!AU) Tristan: We have an emergency.Everyone: *confused, apprehensive*
Tristan: Turn on the TV right now.
Sky: *turns on the TV*
MonoWither: Hello, Hope Organization! So just in case you haven't figured it out by now, we've kidnapped one of your precious members!
*a random figure turns a chair around to show Jade tied up and blindfolded*
Annie: This is, like, the third time this week!
Ashley: *sighs* This is just ridiculous at this point...
Husky: Why is it always her!
MonoWither: Well well well... Every comic book has a damsel in distress, and Jade's the perfect fit! A young girl who's physically weak and can't defend herself but is likable enough so that everyone feels obligated to rush to her rescue!
Jade: I'm not a love interest, though. I don't even provide fanservice in this story.
MonoWither: *offended* Hey hey hey, what do you know about comic books?
Jade: Erm, I forgot all of them...
Seth: Well I read comic books all the time, and she's right!
Jordan: She doesn't fit the st
Setler: Expectations vs Reality 3Expectations:
Seto: A present for you, Tyler...
Tyler: For me?!
Seto: I made this myself, it's a very powerful magical lamp that will summon the energy of the moon itself to light your way and eradicate the darkness...
Tyler: S-Seto, you shouldn't have...
Seto: i microwaved a hot pocket for you
(Child!AU) Tyler: Are you hungry?Seto: *nods*
Tyler: Okay, because Mitch, Jerome, and Ryan found the kitchen...
Seto: *grabs onto Tyler's jacket and follows him*
Tyler: Um... Maybe it would be easier if you held my hand?
Seto: *pauses before grabbing his hand*
Tyler: There we go... *walks him to the kitchen* Hey Mitch, what do they have?
Mitch: *munching on cereal and milk* They've got practically everything here...
Jerome: I found chocolate bars!
Seto: *eyes light up*
Ryan: Jerome! It's not healthy to eat chocolate before meals!
Jerome: *already eating the chocolate bar* What?
Ryan: Ugh, never mind...*notices Seto* You want some chocolate?
Seto: *face falls before shaking his head*
Tyler: You looked like you wanted some though...
Seto: *shakes his head again*
Tyler: Oh... Um, okay... Well what do you want to eat then?
Seto: *stares at him in confusion*
Tyler: Do you want milk and cereal like Mitch? Or do you want something else?
Seto: Um... What am I supposed to eat?
Tyler: ...It's your choice...
Seto: What do you
(HS!AU) Tyler: *walks into the restroom*Seto: *suddenly brushes past him and runs inside*
Tyler: Weird... *hears sound of vomiting* Woah, what? *runs inside*
Seto: *hunched over the sink and heaving*
Tyler: Oh my god!
Seto: *turns to face him, wide-eyed and pale*
Tyler: Shit, are you okay?
Seto: Y-Yeah- Yeah um- *turns on the faucet, which doesn't really help* Oh- Oh no- I didn't mean to- make such a mess- *starts grabbing paper towels*
Tyler: Woah woah woah, stop that! Let the janitor clean that up!
Seto: But- But I made the mess- I should-
Tyler: Come on, we need to get you to the nurse's office!
Seto: I have class, though...
Tyler: You just threw up!
Seto: I- I'll be fine- It's just five more hours-
Tyler: Five more hours? Seriously, you look like you're about to pass out!
Seto: I have a math test!
Tyler: You can take it some other day! *grabs his elbow and pulls him away* Come on, we're getting you to the nurse's office and then you can go home.
Seto: *leans against him as Tyler guides him out of the b
(Super!AU) Tyler: *wakes up slowly*Tyler: wh... where am i... *looks up and sees Seto peering above him*
Tyler: *grins dazedly* ...An angel... Did I die and go to heaven?
Seto: ...Um, no.
Tyler: *blinks* I- um- what? *notices everyone surrounding the bed* Oh...
Seto: You said... er... never mind. You're on a lot of painkillers after all.
Tyler: Oh, I'm in the infirmary... What happened?
Seto: ... *looks away*
Tyler: Seto? *suddenly gets scared* N-No one died, right? The hostages at the bank-
Seto: No no no, they were fine. We got them out.
Tyler: *sighs in relief* The look on your face, I thought the world ended or something.
Seto: ...What the hell were you thinking?
Tyler: Um... not sure what you mean.
Seto: You- How could you impersonate one of the robbers like that?!
Tyler: ...I mean, it was the only way to get the hostages out safely-
Seto: THE POLICE SHOT YOU IN THE CHEST!!! MORE THAN ONCE!!! THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE ONE OF THEM!!!
Tyler: That was the whole point of the act-
Seto: GETTING SHOT?!
Jason in WH: *full of sin*Jason IRL: *innocent precious angel*
Bodil in WH: *innocent precious angel*
Bodil IRL: *full of sin*
how did this happen XD
for some reason the idea of WH ghosts being saltytowards each other is just hilarious to me
Ghost!Sky: So, um, how's everyone doing?
Ghost!Jade: Oh I don't know, Sky, maybe I'd be feeling pretty alive right now if you didn't get all poison-happy! *disappears*
Ghost!Mitch: I mean if I'll be honest, that was kinda a dick move Sky-
Ghost!Sky: OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK MITCH, MR. "I STABBED MY BEST FRIEND BECAUSE I CHEATED THROUGHOUT MY ENTIRE CAREER"
Ghost!Mitch: QAQ ...
Ghost!Ryan: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! YOU KILLED JADE ON PURPOSE!!!
Ghost!Sky: YEAH, THE PURPOSE BEING THE SAFETY OF MY FAMILY!!! ALSO WHO "ACCIDENTALLY" STABS THEIR FRIEND IN THE CHEST, I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
Ghost!Jerome: *awkwardly floats away* I'll, um, just let you guys sort that out yourselves...
Ghost!Ashley: *sighs* Guys, can we not, we're all dead anyway-
Ghost!Husky: I swear my throat still hurts like a bitch, Ashley.
Ghost!Ashley: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSTANTANEOUS DEATH BUT YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE THAT STRENGTH POTION, WHY D